Typical American Woman

Hey I'm not FAT! I'm an American woman and you can't talk to me like that..."Someone pass me the damn ice cream before I scream!"

Hey I'm not FAT! I'm an American woman and you can't talk to me like that...

Drink miller *buuuuuuurp* fucking classy

Drink miller *buuuuuuurp* fucking classy  Typical American Woman

just admit it you'd bang her

just admit it you'd bang her  Typical American Woman

complains there are no good men left flakes on 80% of dates

complains there are no good men left flakes on 80% of dates  Typical American Woman

I'm not real. Just look at the pixels.

I'm not real. Just look at the pixels.  Typical American Woman

Heidi Klum is not an american

Heidi Klum is not an american


  Typical American Woman

I am your mother, your sister, your best friend... And I deserve respect.

I am your mother, your sister, your best friend... And I deserve respect.  Typical American Woman

Pro choice infertile from botched abortion

Pro choice infertile from  botched abortion  Typical American Woman

desperately need a wedding! and, uh, a man who loves me

desperately need a wedding! and, uh, a man who loves me  Typical American Woman

"Katie's skirt is sooooo ugly" buy the exact same skirt

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