Typical American Woman

I enjoy long walks on the beach that end with you buying me ice cream

I enjoy long walks on the beach that end with you buying me ice cream  Typical American Woman

Bitter fat Women Gonna be bitter and fat. the woman part is questionable

Bitter fat Women  Gonna be bitter and fat. the woman part is questionable  Typical American Woman

increasing education funding will solve all of america's problems has a worthless liberal arts degree

increasing education funding will solve all of america's problems has a worthless liberal arts degree  Typical American Woman

suck it sexually frustrated bitches

suck it sexually frustrated bitches  Typical American Woman

Considers getting even fatter just because it bothers the beta-creeps so much.

Considers getting even fatter just because it bothers the beta-creeps so much.  Typical American Woman

Highly educated Masters degree in womens studies

Highly educated  Masters degree in womens studies  Typical American Woman

obsessed with celebrities and text messaging

obsessed with celebrities and text messaging  Typical American Woman

I'm a size 14 Just like marilyn monroe

I'm a size 14 Just like marilyn monroe  Typical American Woman

Street name Hosideon. Queen of the Hocean. Ruler of the Holociraptors. Life time member of the Hoclan. Single-handely working towards repealing HO-ibition and aiding in ending the Ho-locaust!

Street name Hosideon. Queen of the Hocean. Ruler of the Holociraptors. Life time member of the Hoclan. Single-handely working towards repealing HO-ibition and aiding in ending the Ho-locaust!  Typical American Woman

Has no problem getting dick Has a problem trying to get them to say "I love you"

Has no problem getting dick Has a problem trying to get them to say
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