Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I've had more than 9000 kvetches published at Unc And I've almost lost my virginity three times!

I'll have you know I've had more than 9000 kvetches published at Unc And I've almost lost my virginity three times!  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I once sat through an entire lecture without checking reddit

I'll have you know, I once sat through an entire lecture without checking reddit  Tough Spongebob

i'll have you know i almost missed my cakeday and I only had a minor heart attack

i'll have you know i almost missed my cakeday and I only had a minor heart attack  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I went to the store today And only got lost 3 times

I'll have you know I went to the store today And only got lost 3 times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I did yoga today And only farted three times.

I'll have you know, I did yoga today And only farted three times.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I lost four sweet sixteen teams, 3 elite eight teams, and two final four teams in the first round And I only tore my bracket into 20 pieces.

I'll have you know, I lost four sweet sixteen teams, 3 elite eight teams, and two final four teams in the first round And I only tore my bracket into 20 pieces.  Tough Spongebob

I brushed my tongue and only threw up twice

I brushed my tongue and only threw up twice  Tough Spongebob

YOU, SIR, ARE A BITCH

YOU, SIR, ARE A BITCH  Tough Spongebob

Hold on give me 2 minutes Im looking for a fuck to give

Hold on give me 2 minutes Im looking for a fuck to give  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that i got sick last week and I only said 'im gonna fucking die' 2 dozen times.

I'll have you know that i got sick last week and I only said 'im gonna fucking die' 2 dozen times.  Tough Spongebob
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