Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that my friend was on the 3rd page of r/Adviceanimals

I'll have you know that my friend was on the 3rd page of r/Adviceanimals   Tough Spongebob

Staying in on Friday is a lot like owning a prius Yeah, its economical, but damn aren't you ashamed of yourself

Staying in on Friday is a lot like owning a prius Yeah, its economical, but damn aren't you ashamed of yourself  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, that I just finished my first shave with my new cutthroat razor and only nicked my throat 5 times

I'll have you know, that I just finished my first shave with my new cutthroat razor and only nicked my throat 5 times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, a guy bumped into me the other day And I didn't say "Sorry".

I'll have you know, a guy bumped into me the other day And I didn't say

I'll have you know, I cooked bacon this morning without a shirt on

I'll have you know, I cooked bacon this morning  without a shirt on  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I read the bible from cover to cover And had to masturbate only 16 times

I'll have you know I read the bible from cover to cover And had to masturbate only 16 times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I bumped into 20 inanimate objects today And I apologised profusely to all of them

I'll have you know, I bumped into 20 inanimate objects today And I apologised profusely to all of them  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I got dumped on christmas and only cried 5 times

I'll have you know, I got dumped on christmas and only cried 5 times  Tough Spongebob

Wanna know how ghetto I am? I watched all 5 seasons of The Wire

Wanna know how ghetto I am? I watched all 5 seasons of The Wire  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I am in love with my best female friend and I have only asked her out eight times.

I'll have you know I am in love with my best female friend and I have only asked her out eight times.  Tough Spongebob
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