Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I went off a badass jump and only broke my collarbone, right arm, and femur

I'll have you know, I went off a badass jump and only broke my collarbone, right arm, and femur  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I stubbed my pinky toe I only cried for 3 days

I'll have you know, I stubbed my pinky toe I only cried for 3 days  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I broke up with my ex and only half my class thinks that I've got a 2 inch punch.

I'll have you know, I broke up with my ex and only half my class thinks that I've got a 2 inch punch.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I have 308 link karma and it took me a year

I'll have you know, I have 308 link karma and it took me a year  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I bought all of my books for this semester and I only cried five times.

I'll have you know, I bought all of my books for this semester and I only cried five times.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I could spell acquaintance without the use of a dictionary or spellcheck

I'll have you know I could spell acquaintance without the use of a dictionary or spellcheck  Tough Spongebob

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I GOT DRUNK, AND ONLY THREW UP SIX TIMES

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I GOT DRUNK, AND ONLY THREW UP SIX TIMES  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I submitted a link to r/fiftyfifty even though the odds were really 60/40

I'll have you know, I submitted a link to r/fiftyfifty even though the odds were really 60/40  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I watched Deep impact and only sobbed uncontrollably for 20 minutes

I'll have you know, I watched Deep impact and only sobbed uncontrollably for 20 minutes   Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know All my friends laugh when I tell them jokes

I'll have you know All my friends laugh when I tell them jokes  Tough Spongebob
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