Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I masturbated this morning And only cried for 20 minutes

I'll have you know, I masturbated this morning  And only cried for 20 minutes  Tough Spongebob

I cried for only a half hour And they gave me sandwhich. they could do better

I cried for only a half hour And they gave me sandwhich. they could do better  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, my bedtime is 7:30 but i went to bed at 7:35

I'll have you know, my bedtime is 7:30 but i went to bed at 7:35  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe and only cried for 10 minutes.

I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe and only cried for 10 minutes.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I missed my cake day. and i only cried for 15 minutes.

I'll have you know, I missed my cake day.  and i only cried for 15 minutes.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I saw a gif of a turtle tearing a mouse in half and i only cryed for 20 minutes

I'll have you know, I saw a gif of a turtle tearing a mouse in half and i only cryed for 20 minutes  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I went on /r/spacedicks and only cried twice

I'll have you know, I went on /r/spacedicks  and only cried twice  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I once clicked a NSFW link That I knew had no boobs

I'll have you know, I once clicked a NSFW link That I knew had no boobs  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I watched forrest gump yesterday and i only cryed 6 times

I'll have you know, I watched forrest gump yesterday and i only cryed 6 times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I have over $1,000,000 in Zynga poker chips.

I'll have you know I have over $1,000,000 in Zynga poker chips.  Tough Spongebob
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