Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I went to mass today And only got a boner four times

I'll have you know, I went to mass today And only got a boner four times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I died to a hacker And I Only cried for 20 minutes

I'll have you know, I died to a hacker And I Only cried for 20 minutes  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I read the ending of the green mile And I was only crying for the rest of the day.

I'll have you know that I read the ending of the green mile And I was only crying for the rest of the day.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I took an online class And only cheated on 2 out of 3 tests.

I'll have you know that I took an online class And only cheated on 2 out of 3 tests.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, i went to the dentist today and my gums only bled 8 times

I'll have you know, i went to the dentist today and my gums only bled 8 times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, meaning no fucks given that this is america

I'll have you know, meaning no fucks given that this is america  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I ordered something online today and I only checked the tracking 86 times

I'll have you know, I ordered something online today and I only checked the tracking 86 times   Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I disagreed with a comment in /r/atheism And my comment karma is still positive

I'll have you know that I disagreed with a comment in /r/atheism And my comment karma is still positive  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I broke 100 comment karma And i only celebrated for twenty minutes

I'll have you know I broke 100 comment karma And i only celebrated for twenty minutes  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I have a masters degree in the liberal arts

I'll have you know I have a masters degree in the liberal arts  Tough Spongebob
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