Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I just watched The Angels Take Manhattan And I only cried like a baby for half an hour

I'll have you know that I just watched The Angels Take Manhattan And I only cried like a baby for half an hour  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I had a class with four girls and only had an erection for three weeks.

I'll have you know, I had a class with four girls and only had an erection for three weeks.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I accidentally missed one of my final exams and I only yelled "I'm such a fucking idiot" 13 times

I'll have you know, I accidentally missed one of my final exams and I only yelled

I'll have you know, I watched a scary movie last week And only slept with the light on for 3 nights

I'll have you know, I watched a scary movie last week And only slept with the light on for 3 nights  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I once ate a Hot Pocket Fresh from the microwave

I'll have you know, I once ate a Hot Pocket Fresh from the microwave  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I played army, cops, and robbers as a kid And only contemplated being a serial killer 3 times

I'll have you know, I played army, cops, and robbers as a kid And only contemplated being a serial killer 3 times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I went for a bike ride wearing a strapless bra, and i only readjusted it 20 times.

I'll have you know that I went for a bike ride wearing a strapless bra, and i only readjusted it 20 times.   Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I'm watching the Harry Potter movies to get through my period And at the end of the HBP I only cried thrice

I'll have you know, I'm watching the Harry Potter movies to get through my period And at the end of the HBP
 I only cried thrice  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, my ex was back in town for a week And I only fucked him once

I'll have you know, my ex was back in town for a week And I only fucked him once  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I walked up the stairs in the dark today And I only checked behind me 8 times

I'll have you know, I walked up the stairs in the dark today And I only checked behind me 8 times  Tough Spongebob
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