Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I tied my own tie this morning And it only took me twenty minutes

I'll have you know, I tied my own tie this morning And it only took me twenty minutes  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I got way too stoned before work and only freaked out for 20 minutes

I'll have you know, I got way too stoned before work and only freaked out for 20 minutes  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I only reduced my risk for cancer twice today.

I'll have you know, I only reduced my risk for cancer twice today.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I went to the church this morning And only got bored for 1 hour

I'll have you know, I went to the church this morning And only got bored for 1 hour  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I stubbed my Toe And only made up 42 new curse words

I'll have you know, I stubbed my Toe And only made up 42 new curse words  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know my girlfriend and I drove for two days to Florida and back And I only considered getting passenger side T-boned twice.

I'll have you know my girlfriend and I drove for two days to Florida and back And I only considered getting passenger side T-boned twice.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I spent 5,000 dollars to keep my car working And I only cursed at the top of my lungs 28 times.

I'll have you know, I spent 5,000 dollars to keep my car working And I only cursed at the top of my lungs 28 times.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I played "Orpheus' Adventures in the Halls of Time" And I only spent 3 months on easy.

I'll have you know, I played

I'll have you know that my stripper name is "Atroshus"

I'll have you know that my stripper name is

I'll have you know that I wrote 100 lines of code And only said "fuck" 15 times in under 10 minutes

I'll have you know that I wrote 100 lines of code And only said
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