Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I sat down on a warm toilet seat And I only dry heaved for 45 seconds.

I'll have you know that I sat down on a warm toilet seat And I only dry heaved for 45 seconds.   Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I read "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" as a kid, And only covered the full page images 63% of the time.

I'll have you know, I read

I'll have you know i took a math final today without an eraser and only messed up 27 times

I'll have you know i took a math final today without an eraser and only messed up 27 times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I fapped to /r/gonewild and didnt finish till the second picture

I'll have you know, I fapped to /r/gonewild and didnt finish till the second picture  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, when i got picked last in a pick up game I only cried for 20 minutes

I'll have you know, when i got picked last in a pick up game  I only cried for 20 minutes  Tough Spongebob

I once popped a pimple right above my lip and I only cried for 20 minutes

I once popped a pimple right above my lip and I only cried for 20 minutes  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I listened to BVB once and i only vomited for four hours.

I'll have you know I listened to BVB once and i only vomited for four hours.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know i went to the movies and i only cried for twenty minutes

I'll have you know i went to the movies and i only cried for twenty minutes  Tough Spongebob

I will have you know, I went to india and was only raped sixteen times.

I will have you know, I went to india and was only raped sixteen times.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I snowboarded for the 1st time and i only fell 3,487,921 times.

I'll have you know, I snowboarded for the 1st time and i only fell 3,487,921 times.  Tough Spongebob
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