Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I wore a C-pap mask once And I was only awakened by a stream of air in my eye 7 times

I'll have you know, I wore a C-pap mask once And I was only awakened by a stream of air in my eye 7 times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I've been on reddit for 10 months And I've only seen r/spacedicks twice

I'll have you know, I've been on reddit for 10 months And I've only seen r/spacedicks twice  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, i browsed /r/adviceanimals And only thought it was /r/gonewild four times

I'll have you know, i browsed /r/adviceanimals And only thought it was /r/gonewild four times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, It's 8pm And I've only masturbated 3 times today

I'll have you know, It's 8pm And I've only masturbated 3 times today  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I looked at the picture of the bomber and Martin Richards And I only cried 8 times.

I'll have you know that I looked at the picture of the bomber and Martin Richards And I only cried 8 times.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that my cat scratched me on the arm today And I only cried for twenty minutes

I'll have you know that my cat scratched me on the arm today And I only cried for twenty minutes  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I've seen about about twenty coding memes in the last few days and I only didn't understand all of them

I'll have you know I've seen about about twenty coding memes in the last few days and I only didn't understand all of them  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know i talked to this girl at the bar last night and she only tried to runaway from me 25 times

I'll have you know i talked to this girl at the bar last night and she only tried to runaway from me 25 times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I had this one hard boiled egg that was impossible to peel And I only said "seriously?" and "You fucking piece of shit egg!" 11 times

I'll have you know that I had this one hard boiled egg that was impossible to peel And I only said

I'll have you know, I have more karma than woody harrelson

I'll have you know, I have more karma than woody harrelson  Tough Spongebob
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