Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I cleaned most of my room tonight, including all the things I have collected over the past four years And I only cried 7 times.

I'll have you know that I cleaned most of my room tonight, including all the things I have collected over the past four years And I only cried 7 times.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I decided to go on an "Unfriending" rampage And deleted nine of my friends

I'll have you know I decided to go on an

I'll have you know that I browsed r/wtf during breakfast And i only got sick to my stomach 7 times

I'll have you know that I browsed r/wtf during breakfast And i only got sick to my stomach 7 times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I wrote a 5000 word essay And only checked the word count after every sentence i wrote

I'll have you know I wrote a 5000 word essay And only checked the word count after every sentence i wrote  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I experienced my first Tornado after moving to Kansas And I only cried hysterically in my bathtub for three hours

I'll have you know that I experienced my first Tornado after moving to Kansas  And I only cried hysterically in my bathtub for three hours  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that i have only been in the home alone for two hours and I've only masturbated five times

I'll have you know that i have only been in the home alone for two hours and I've only masturbated five times  Tough Spongebob

You don't need a license To drive a sandwich

You don't need a license  To drive a sandwich 
  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I walked into a spider's web and only cried for two days.

I'll have you know, I walked into a spider's web and only cried for two days.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I once made the front page of reddit

I'll have you know I once made the front page of reddit  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I bought pre-made pillsbury cookies and didn't place them 2 to 3 inches apart on the pan.

I'll have you know, I bought pre-made pillsbury cookies and didn't place them 2 to 3 inches apart on the pan.  Tough Spongebob
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