Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I clean my ears with Q-tips even though it says not to right on the box

I'll have you know, I clean my ears with Q-tips even though it says not to right on the box  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I saw my ex on /r/gonewild And only cried for three hours

I'll have you know, I saw my ex on /r/gonewild And only cried for three hours   Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I built an IKEA Dresser all on my own And only said fuck 28 times.

I'll have you know, I built an IKEA Dresser all on my own And only said fuck 28 times.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I saw "Spring Breakers" in theaters And I only had the urge to masturbate 47 times.

I'll have you know, I saw

I'll have you know, I have 2,000+ karma and I've never posted to r/GONEWILD

I'll have you know, I have 2,000+ karma  and I've never posted to r/GONEWILD  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know we just got done with an intense lunch rush And I only threatened to kill everybody 6 times

I'll have you know we just got done with an intense lunch rush And I only threatened to kill everybody 6 times  Tough Spongebob

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I watched Les miserables and i only cried four times

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I watched Les miserables and i only cried four times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that ten thousand people have released air rapidly through their nose at things I have written

I'll have you know that ten thousand people have released air rapidly through their nose at things I have written  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I removed my flash drive without safely ejecting it.

I'll have you know, I removed my flash drive  without safely ejecting it.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I gave a minute-long speech in class today and my heart only raced for an hour

I'll have you know I gave a minute-long speech in class today and my heart only raced for an hour  Tough Spongebob
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