Tim Minchin

throughout history. every mystery. ever solved. has turned out to be... not magic

throughout history. every mystery. ever solved. has turned out to be... not magic  Tim Minchin

If you just close your eyes and block your ears to the accumulated knowledge of the last 2000 years, then morally, guess what? You’re off the hook and thank Christ you only have to read one book. Tim Minchin-

If you just close your eyes and block your ears to the accumulated knowledge of the last 2000 years, then morally, guess what? You’re off the hook and thank Christ you only have to read one book.  Tim Minchin-  Tim Minchin

“If you must watch telly you should watch Scooby doo, that show was so cool, because every time there was a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school, they looked beneath the mask. And what was inside? The fucking janitor or the dude who ran the w

“If you must watch telly you should watch Scooby doo, that show was so cool, because every time there was a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school, they looked beneath the mask. And what was inside? The fucking janitor or the dude who ran the w  Tim Minchin

"Some of the hymns that they sing have nice chords, but the lyrics are dodgy." -Tim Minchin

“If you must watch telly you should watch Scooby doo, that show was so cool, because every time there was a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school, they looked beneath the mask. And what was inside? The fucking janitor or the dude who ran the w

“If you must watch telly you should watch Scooby doo, that show was so cool, because every time there was a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school, they looked beneath the mask. And what was inside? The fucking janitor or the dude who ran the w  Tim Minchin

Has a lack of belief in hair combs

Has a lack of belief in hair combs  Tim Minchin

"Alternative medicine has either not been proved to work, or been proved not to work. You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proved to work? Medicine." -Tim Minchin

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