Third World Success Kid

I fell attempting to ride a bike Got to eat shit

I fell attempting to ride a bike Got to eat shit  Third World Success Kid

Walked to my neighbor's house. Wasn't eaten by a lion.

Walked to my neighbor's house. Wasn't eaten by a lion.  Third World Success Kid

Stepped on a land mine Had aids anyways

Stepped on a land mine  Had aids anyways   Third World Success Kid

free condoms!

free condoms!  Third World Success Kid

got bit by a mosquito give it aids

got bit by a mosquito give it aids  Third World Success Kid

   Third World Success Kid

Went into the cave of wonders only touched the lamp

Went into the cave of wonders only touched the lamp  Third World Success Kid

Stepped on land mine Too light to set it off

Stepped on land mine Too light to set it off  Third World Success Kid

Michigan t-Shirts Get here wednesday!

Michigan t-Shirts Get here wednesday!  Third World Success Kid

NEW JERSEY DEVILS CHAMPIONS SHIRTS ARRIVE WEDNESDAY!

NEW JERSEY DEVILS CHAMPIONS SHIRTS ARRIVE WEDNESDAY!  Third World Success Kid
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