The Rock Driving

What's the worst part about sex with a six year old? Cleaning the blood out of your clown suit.

What's the worst part about sex with a six year old? Cleaning the blood out of your clown suit.  The Rock Driving

Don't expect much on your first post. I've been doing this years and never made the front page. It's on the front page!

Don't expect much on your first post.  I've been doing this years and never made the front page. It's on the front page!  The Rock Driving

I was watching Avatar and I couldn't help but feel like I had already seen it. Maybe it's because its just Pocahontas with guns.

I was watching Avatar and I couldn't help but feel like I had already seen it. Maybe it's because its just Pocahontas with guns.  The Rock Driving

I am going to buy a Xbox One. But its a cable box.

I am going to buy a Xbox One. But its a cable box.  The Rock Driving

Casual, unsurprising, everyday exposition Highly unexpected response or interjection such as "I have a bigger penis than you"

Casual, unsurprising, everyday exposition Highly unexpected response or interjection such as

I can't believe BU is making me pay all 4 years of tuition at once! That's only one year's tuition

I can't believe BU is making me pay all 4 years of tuition at once! That's only one year's tuition  The Rock Driving

Hey lady, are you gonna watch me kick Cena's candy ass AGAIN on Sunday night? Maybe you should leave the wrestling to the people who show up every week...

Hey lady, are you gonna watch me kick Cena's candy ass AGAIN on Sunday night? Maybe you should leave the wrestling to the people who show up every week...  The Rock Driving

So I heard Cog's book is coming out this year. There isn't even a fucking rough draft!

So I heard Cog's book is coming out this year. There isn't even a fucking rough draft!  The Rock Driving

Im gonna ruin that tight underage pussy My name is Justin Bieber

Im gonna ruin that tight underage pussy My name is Justin Bieber  The Rock Driving

ya this car is a classic... i'm bleeding on your seat

ya this car is a classic... i'm bleeding on your seat  The Rock Driving
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