The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make my bed

I don't always make my bed   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't alwys pretend to be stupid but when I do, people take me seriously

I don't alwys pretend to be stupid but when I do, people take me seriously  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always like a cute girl's status but when I do, it's probably because i want to bang her

I don't always like a cute girl's status but when I do, it's probably because i want to bang her  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wear a wetsuit But when I do, I pee in it to stay warm.

I don't always wear a wetsuit But when I do, I pee in it to stay warm.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always spam Missouri State emails But when I do, it's because somebody stole my fucking scooter.

I don't always spam Missouri State emails But when I do, it's because somebody stole my fucking scooter.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always want to drink a beer But when I do, I'm too lazy to leave the house to get it

I don't always want to drink a beer But when I do, I'm too lazy to leave the house to get it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wake and bake but when I do, I remember how awesome it is

I don't always wake and bake but when I do, I remember how awesome it is  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always an asshole but when I am, it's to those closest to me

I'm not always an asshole but when I am, it's to those closest to me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go 45 in a 55 but when I do, it's because some asshole in front of me knows I'm late and won't do the actual speed limit

I don't always go 45 in a 55 but when I do, it's because some asshole in front of me knows I'm late and won't do the actual speed limit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make an unrelated post on Valentine's Day, But when I do, it gets lost among all the posts about being single

I don't always make an unrelated post on Valentine's Day, But when I do, it gets lost among all the posts about being single  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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