The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always finish a bottle of shampoo but when i do, i leave it in the shower for the next 2 months

I don't always finish a bottle of shampoo but when i do, i leave it in the shower for the next 2 months  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post on Facebook but when I do, I offend my family and friends for Reddit karma

I don't always post on Facebook but when I do, I offend my family and friends for Reddit karma  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always late for work but when i am, the entire fucking city conspires against me

I'm not always late for work but when i am, the entire fucking city conspires against me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always say something stupid in a conversation But when I do, I beat myself up about it for the rest of the day

I don't always say something stupid in a conversation But when I do, I beat myself up about it for the rest of the day  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get a phone call but when I do, it's my mom asking if I got her text message

I don't always get a phone call but when I do, it's my mom asking if I got her text message  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post comments but when I do, I re-read what I wrote every time I get an upvote

I don't always post comments but when I do, I re-read what I wrote every time I get an upvote  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always need to open something with my fingernails but when I do, it's right after i've clipped them

I don't always need to open something with my fingernails but when I do, it's right after i've clipped them  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always offer my bus seat to women but when I do, I choose the non-attractive ones... pretty women always had comfortable lives

I don't always offer my bus seat to women but when I do, I choose the non-attractive ones... pretty women always had comfortable lives  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pick up girls at the bar but when i do, it's because she fell

I don't always pick up girls at the bar but when i do, it's because she fell  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always watch Fox news but when I do it's on comedy central

I don't always watch Fox news but when I do it's on comedy central  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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