The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always say god bless you when somebody sneezes but when I do if you're an athiest and give me shit, fuck you.

I don't always say god bless you when somebody sneezes but when I do if you're an athiest and give me shit, fuck you.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always tailgate the car in front of me but when I do, it is usually because they don't understand the concept of the "FAST" lane.

I don't always tailgate the car in front of me but when I do, it is usually because they don't understand the concept of the

I don't often masturbate But when I do, I wear a tuxedo made of tiger fur

I don't often masturbate But when I do, I wear a tuxedo made of tiger fur  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use internet explorer But when I do, it's for visiting shitty-ass sites

I don't always use internet explorer But when I do, it's for visiting shitty-ass sites  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always celebrate Halloween, But when I do, I celebrate it on Christmas.

I don't always celebrate Halloween, But when I do, I celebrate it on Christmas.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always poop at other people's houses But when I do, I stop up the toilet.

I don't always poop at other people's houses But when I do, I stop up the toilet.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shout racist insults But when I do, I'm probably driving

I don't always shout racist insults But when I do, I'm probably driving  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get fired But when I do, I immediately make a rage comic about it instead of looking for work

I don't always get fired But when I do, I immediately make a rage comic about it instead of looking for work  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make comments on reddit... but when I do, I'm drunk.

I don't always make comments on reddit... but when I do, I'm drunk.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fail at containing my laughter But when I do, there's a shitload of customers in front of me

I don't always fail at containing my laughter But when I do, there's a shitload of customers in front of me  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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