The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lose my phone But when I do, it's out of fucking batteries

I don't always lose my phone But when I do, it's out of fucking batteries  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always beat my wife But when i do, my dinner tastes 10 times better

I don't always beat my wife But when i do, my dinner tastes 10 times better  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always read Vonnegut But when I do, it's fucking depressing.

I don't always read Vonnegut But when I do, it's fucking depressing.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always smoke cigars But when I do, I taste them for a week

I don't always smoke cigars But when I do, I taste them for a week  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i didn't always play lacrosse But when I did, it was not yet considered "bro"

i didn't always play lacrosse But when I did, it was not yet considered

i don't always use another redditors account but when i do upvotes all around

i don't always use another redditors account but when i do
 upvotes 
all around  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always try to nap but when I do, my phone won't stop ringing

I don't always try to nap but when I do, my phone won't stop ringing  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post on reddit, but when i do i always get downvoted and i get discouraged and go back to 4chan.

I don't always post on reddit, but when i do i always get downvoted and i get discouraged and go back to 4chan.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always upvote comments on reddit but when I do, it's only because they're about my post

I don't always upvote comments on reddit but when I do, it's only because they're about my post  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink soda at an [8] but when I do, I mix all the flavors

I don't always drink soda at an [8] but when I do, I mix all the flavors  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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