The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have the courage to talk to a beautiful girl but when i do, i'm too drunk to speak coherently

I don't always have the courage to talk to a beautiful girl but when i do, i'm too drunk to speak coherently  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always write checks but when I do, i write something awkward in the memo section.

I don't always write checks but when I do, i write something awkward in the memo section.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always want to listen to NPR but when i do, it just happens to be during a pledge drive

I don't always want to listen to NPR but when i do, it just happens to be during a pledge drive  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always talk to philosophy majors But when I do, I make sure to ask them for extra pickles on my burger

I don't always talk to philosophy majors But when I do, I make sure to ask them for extra pickles on my burger  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Roleplaying as a respected mobster Calling the cops when Valenti tries to extort your business

Roleplaying as a respected mobster Calling the cops when Valenti tries to extort your business  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play with my dog but when I do, I make sure it's on the oval in front of girls

I don't always play with my dog but when I do, I make sure it's on the oval in front of girls  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dr. Parker doesn't always talk to me, but when he does, my ovaries explode

Dr. Parker doesn't always talk to me, but when he does, my ovaries explode  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to scruffs but when I do, I must be highly intoxicated

I don't always go to scruffs but when I do, I must be highly intoxicated  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pull out in front of people but when I do, I PRESS.

I don't always pull out in front of people but when I do, I PRESS.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS FIGHT WITH MY BOYFRIEND, BUT WHEN I DO, I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A BITCH AND BUY HIM A NEW VIDEO GAME.

I DON'T ALWAYS FIGHT WITH MY BOYFRIEND, BUT WHEN I DO, I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A BITCH AND BUY HIM A NEW VIDEO GAME.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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