The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pretend to be an OB/GYN... But when I do, the Republicans vote for me

I don't always pretend 
to be an OB/GYN... But when I do, the Republicans vote for me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always try to make deals with god But when I do, it's because I'm having horrible diarrhea

I don't always try to make deals with god But when I do, it's because I'm having horrible diarrhea  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always watch the walking dead but when I do, I pretend to kill all the zombies on the show

I don't always watch the walking dead but when I do, I pretend to kill all the zombies on the show  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always annoy people but when I do, i make sure that they're watching their favorite TV show

I don't always annoy people but when I do, i make sure that they're watching their favorite TV show  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take naps but when I do I always wake up trying to figure out what the hell is going on.

I don't always take naps but when I do I always wake up trying to figure out what the hell is going on.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

When did I become The advice troll?

When did I become The advice troll?  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pose as a girl online But when I do, you wouldn't know the difference.

I don't always pose as a girl online But when I do, you wouldn't know the difference.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shit myself But when I do, I have a damn good excuse.

I don't always shit myself But when I do, I have a damn good excuse.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get killed by RC-XDs But when I do, it's when I'm on a long killstreak

I don't always get killed by RC-XDs But when I do, it's when I'm on a long killstreak  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always "like" posts on facebook of people i went to highschool with But when I do, I'm hammered

I don't always
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