The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat ice cream but when I do, I always use a golden spoon

I don't always eat ice cream but when I do, I always use a golden spoon  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take part in movember But when i do it makes no visible difference

I don't always take part in movember But when i do it makes no visible difference  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always sit with perfect posture, but when I do, I'm at an [8] and it feels amazing

I don't always sit with perfect posture, but when I do, I'm at an [8] and it feels amazing
  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to the Thursday morning lecture after a Club Sandwich night but when I do, I don't

I don't always go to the Thursday morning lecture after a Club Sandwich night but when I do, I don't  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat grab-and-go burgers but when I do, i get diarrhea.

I don't always eat grab-and-go burgers but when I do, i get diarrhea.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always use my parents' landline phone but when i do, i am using it to find out where i put my cell phone

i don't always use my parents' landline phone but when i do, i am using it to find out where i put my cell phone  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always stop mid-stream when i'm pissing but when I do, it's because i farted

i don't always stop mid-stream when i'm pissing but when I do, it's because i farted  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get put on a team without noobs but when I do it's on a friday the 13th while a blue moon is out and all of the planets are in alignment

I don't always get put on a team without noobs but when I do it's on a friday the 13th while a blue moon is out and all of the planets are in alignment  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always start to fucking despise women But when I do, it's right after they've said "I do"

I don't always start to fucking despise women But when I do, it's right after
they've said

I don't always lose my temper but when I do, i stay mad till tomorrow

I don't always lose my temper but when I do, i stay mad till tomorrow  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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