The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always want the waitress to come over, but when she does, my mouth is impossibly full of food.

I don't always want the waitress to come over, but when she does, my mouth is impossibly full of food.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get locked out of my house at 3AM but when I do, I need to pinch a thick loaf.

I don't always get locked out of my house at 3AM but when I do, I need to pinch a thick loaf.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i'm not always loud but when I am, i'm in the hallway and you're trying to sleep

i'm not always loud but when I am, i'm in the hallway and you're trying to sleep  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wake up suddenly at 4 am but when I do, it's because dumb bitches are slamming their doors

I don't always wake up suddenly at 4 am but when I do, it's because dumb bitches are slamming their doors  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always Slip and fall on the ice but when I do, it's always in front of people.

I don't always Slip and fall on the ice but when I do, it's always in front of people.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always stare at my reflection in a set of windows but when I do, I'm walking in the alley between Zimmer and Rieveschl

I don't always stare at my reflection in a set of windows but when I do, I'm walking in the alley between Zimmer and Rieveschl  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fart but when I do, somebody immediately walks in afterwards

I don't always fart but when I do, somebody immediately walks in afterwards   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always visit random teampage But when I do, I'll make sure they feel nervous

I don't always visit random teampage But when I do, I'll make sure they feel nervous  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to the movies but when i do it's for the over-priced popcorn

I don't always go to the movies but when i do it's for the over-priced popcorn  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always edit manuscripts, but when i do it's after consuming alcohol until i stop giving a good god damn about oxford commas

I don't always edit manuscripts, but when i do it's after consuming alcohol until i stop giving a good god damn about oxford commas  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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