The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wear a condom But when I do, I poke a hole in it

I don't always wear a condom But when I do, I poke a hole in it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't often smoke on the john But when i do, it's because i can't shit and i have to

I don't often smoke on the john But when i do, it's because i can't shit and i have to  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post on reddit But when I do, I never make it to the front page

I don't always post on reddit But when I do, I never make it to the front page  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always piss in the middle of the night but when I do, I use sonar

I don't always piss in the middle of the night but when I do, I use sonar  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink beer but when i do, i dance with a vampire decoration and take him home

I don't always drink beer but when i do, i dance with a vampire decoration and take him home  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't Always get cast in a college play but when I am, it's a cameo role as an old man

I don't Always get cast in a college play but when I am, it's a cameo role as an old man
  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always stop browsing r/tress but when I do, it's because I'm out of trees

I don't always stop browsing r/tress but when I do, it's because I'm out of trees  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have acne but when I do, it makes me look like I have herpes

I don't always have acne but when I do, it makes me look like I have herpes   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get involved in politics but when I do, I join the Florida Federation of College Republicans!

I don't always get involved in politics but when I do, I join the Florida Federation of College Republicans!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink nyquil but when I do, i make bad decisions

I don't always drink nyquil but when I do, i make bad decisions  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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