The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play fighting games but when I do, I just mash random buttons

I don't always play fighting games but when I do, I just mash random buttons  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always know when someone is attracted to me But when I do, it's two years later.

I don't always know when someone is attracted to me But when I do, it's two years later.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lose my cell phone but when I do its on silent

I don't always lose my cell phone but when I do its on silent  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always hate on christian assholes but when I do it's not because they're christian, it's because they're assholes

I don't always hate on christian assholes but when I do it's not because they're christian, it's because they're assholes  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lie about my age on the internet but when i do, i was born January 1, 1901

I don't always lie about my age on the internet but when i do, i was born January 1, 1901  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always watch America's Funniest Home Videos... but when I do the winners are never the videos I laughed at.

I don't always watch America's Funniest Home Videos... but when I do the winners are never the videos I laughed at.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always hope to get imaginary points from people i don't know but when i do it's on an anniversary that doesn't matter.

I don't always hope to get imaginary points from people i don't know but when i do it's on an anniversary that doesn't matter.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always teach Shakespeare in class but when I do I go out of my way to point out every dirty joke and sexual innuendo

I don't always teach Shakespeare in class but when I do I go out of my way to point out every dirty joke and sexual innuendo  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get caught staring at girls' asses But when I do, I spend the next 90 seconds staring at the exact same spot so they think I was just staring off into space.

I don't always get caught staring at girls' asses But when I do, I spend the next 90 seconds staring at the exact same spot so they think I was just staring off into space.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always talk to girls I like, but when I do, I... I... Um...

I don't always talk to girls I like, but when I do, I... I... Um...
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