The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always smoke joints because they ash after every damn hit

i don't always smoke joints because they ash after every damn hit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fly but when I do, I opt for the grope-down and moan while making hard eye-contact with the tsa agent

I don't always fly but when I do, I opt for the grope-down and moan while making hard eye-contact with the tsa agent  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always send a friend request to people I hated in high school but when I do, it's in hopes that their life turned out shitty.

I don't always send a friend request to people I hated in high school but when I do, it's in hopes that their life turned out shitty.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get invited to go to sorority house dances but when I do, my date and I get so drunk that we gets kicked out of the bus on the way over and we're left outside stuck in out "90's Night" apparel

I don't always get invited to go to sorority house dances  but when I do, my date and I get so drunk that we gets kicked out of the bus on the way over and we're left outside stuck in out

I don't always get a study room but when I do, I spend two of my three hours on facebook

I don't always get a study room but when I do, I spend two of my three hours on facebook  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always get a 6 pack of pabst pounders, but when i do, i only have $5 on me

i dont always get a 6 pack of pabst pounders, but when i do, i only have $5 on me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always Repost on Reddit but when I do, I get more karma than the original poster

I don't always Repost on Reddit but when I do, I get more karma than the original poster  The Most Interesting Man In The World

class isn't always in the computer lab but when it is i never fucking know about it

class isn't always in the computer lab but when it is i never fucking know about it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always fuck around But when I do, I dont fuck around.

I dont always fuck around But when I do, I dont fuck around.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always snort cocaine why is it so fucking hot in here

I dont always snort cocaine why is it so fucking hot in here  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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