The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always burn my toast but when I do, I burn the whole motherfucking house down

I don't always burn my toast but when I do, I burn the whole motherfucking house down  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always see food pictures on r/trees But when i do, I think I'm on facebook

I don't always see food pictures on r/trees But when i do, I think I'm on facebook  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get into bar fights but when I do, Chuck Norris takes notes

I don't always get into bar fights but when I do, Chuck Norris takes notes  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always see it But when I do, I shit brix

I don't always see it But when I do, I shit brix  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use semicolons But when I do, it's usually to make a smiley face

I don't always use semicolons But when I do, it's usually to make a smiley face  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drive the speed limit But when I do, It's because there is weed in the car

I don't always drive the speed limit But when I do, It's because there is weed in the car  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post to reddit But when I do, I make sure it's right before i go out

I don't always post to reddit But when I do, I make sure it's right before i go out  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always downvote things But when I do, it's not because I'm a bitter asshole.

I don't always downvote things But when I do, it's not because I'm a bitter asshole.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always discuss the concept of a flesh-light with my companions but when I do, it quickly becomes apparent that we all discovered its existence independently

I don't always discuss the concept of a flesh-light with my companions but when I do, it quickly becomes apparent that we all discovered its existence independently  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always use wikipedia but when I do, it's to check the symptoms of an std.

i dont always use wikipedia but when I do, it's to check the symptoms of an std.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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