The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat pussy... But when I do, I wear a bib.

I don't always eat pussy... But when I do, I wear a bib.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make 9/11 jokes but when I do, I get turned on

I don't always make 9/11  jokes but when I do, I get turned on  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always see an Aurora Borealis but when I do people tell me god did it.

I don't always see an Aurora Borealis but when I do people tell me god did it.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have 'me' time. . . but when I do, I spend it high as fuck

I don't always have 'me' time. . . but when I do, I spend it high as fuck  The Most Interesting Man In The World

My r/trees posts dont always get 217 comments but when they do, i uptoke them all

My r/trees posts dont always get 217 comments but when they do, i uptoke them all  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always upvote every post but when I do, I am drunk

I don't always upvote every post but when I do, I am drunk  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always downvote everything But when I do it's because my front page is filled with nothing but 99% posts.

I don't always downvote everything But when I do it's because my front page is filled with nothing but 99% posts.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always stop at a red light but when I do, it's still green.

I don't always stop at a red light but when I do, it's still green.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always double space but when i do, i start out single space to make me instantly feel better about my writing abilities

I don't always double space but when i do, i start out single space to make me instantly feel better about my writing abilities  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always hang out in the quad But when I do, I get shit on by a bunch of seagulls

I don't always hang out in the quad But when I do, I get shit on by a bunch of seagulls  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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