The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always end every text with a smiley but when I do, Everyone knows I'm high as fuck :)

I don't always end every text with a smiley but when I do, Everyone knows I'm high as fuck :)  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always talk to brickhouse but when I do, I punch myself in the face

I don't always talk to brickhouse but when I do, I punch myself in the face
  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always change my ISIS password but when I do, it's the last possible day

I don't always change my ISIS password but when I do, it's the last possible day  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always see Navy beat army in football... ...oh wait, yes i do.

I don't always see Navy beat army in football... ...oh wait, yes i do.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always check Football Scores online but when I do, it's because I don't want to be called a communist for not watching the Super Bowl

I don't always check Football Scores online but when I do, it's because I don't want to be called a communist for not watching the Super Bowl  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always overheat my shield hardeners but when I do, it's when I'm going into structure.

I don't always overheat my shield hardeners but when I do, it's when I'm going into structure.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go sailing but when I do, I go out in a hurricane

I don't always go sailing but when I do, I go out in a hurricane  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS start undoing my pants on the way into the bathroom BUT WHEN I DO, it is always occupied

I DON'T ALWAYS start undoing my pants on the way into the bathroom BUT WHEN I DO, it is always occupied   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get pissed but when I do, it's because someone pushes "2" in the Towers elevator

I don't always get pissed but when I do, it's because someone pushes

I don't always give out study guides for tests but when I do, I never have a single thing from it on the test

I don't always give out study guides for tests but when I do, I never have a single thing from it on the test  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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