The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always find a spelling error on my essay but when I do, it's after I already printed it

I don't always find a spelling error on my essay but when I do, it's after I already printed it 
  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always a musical douchebag but when I am, it's usually when I blare levels

I'm not always a musical douchebag but when I am, it's usually when I blare levels  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always write my papers but when i do, it's at midnight the night before it's due

I don't always write my papers but when i do, it's at midnight the night before it's due  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always want to go to ocean, But when I do, it's the night before an exam.

I don't always want to go to ocean, But when I do, it's the night before an exam.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always bake cookies PLEASE RE-OPEN CIRCLEJERK

I don't always bake cookies PLEASE RE-OPEN CIRCLEJERK  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always assemble Ikea furniture, but when I do I consider myself a master carpenter

I don't always assemble Ikea furniture, but when I do I consider myself a master carpenter  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always quote people but when i do, i quote myself

I don't always quote people but when i do, i quote myself  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always accidentally open the wrong app but when I do, I force quit that bitch.

I don't always accidentally open the wrong app but when I do, I force quit that bitch.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wipe boogers under my seat but when I do, it's because people are blocking my flick zone

I don't always wipe boogers under my seat but when I do, it's because people are blocking my flick zone  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always quote Richard Dawkins But when I do, it's in a fake british accent

I don't always quote Richard Dawkins But when I do, it's in a fake british accent  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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