The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get hungry after a dentist appointment but when I do, I just had fluoride.

I don't always get hungry after a dentist appointment but when I do, I just had fluoride.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i'm not always an undetectable thief but when i am, i accidentally pocketed someone's lighter.

i'm not always an undetectable thief but when i am, i accidentally pocketed someone's lighter.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post a meme but when I do, I expect it to go straight to the front page

I don't always post a meme but when I do, I expect it to go straight to the front page  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always fart when i'm alone in the bathroom at work but when I do, i spend the next couple minutes fanning the stink off my ass

i don't always fart when i'm alone in the bathroom at work but when I do, i spend the next couple minutes fanning the stink off my ass  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fake sick days but when I do, i don't facebook pics from the bar

I don't always fake sick days but when I do, i don't facebook pics from the bar  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always attack unopened treasure chests but when I do, it's because i've been playing dark souls

i don't always attack unopened treasure chests but when I do, it's because i've been playing dark souls  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always ride an elevator alone but when I do I fart as loud as i can

I dont always ride an elevator alone but when I do         I fart as loud as    i can  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wake up in the middle of the night but when I do I have to take a fat shit

I don't always wake up in the middle of the night but when I do I have to take a fat shit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wave to someone who let me merge in front of them wait, yes i do

I don't always wave to someone who let me merge in front of them wait, yes i do  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wait for my friend to pick me up but when i do, i look out the window every 3 seconds

I don't always wait for my friend to pick me up but when i do, i look out the window every 3 seconds  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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