The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always receive cell phone calls but when I do I'm either washing my hands, wiping my ass, or have my hands full

I don't always receive cell phone calls but when I do I'm either washing my hands, wiping my ass, or have my hands full  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always listen to audiobooks but when I do, its usually during the NPR Pledge drive

I don't always listen to audiobooks but when I do, its usually during the NPR Pledge drive  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always scratch my balls. but when I do, i compulsively smell my hand afterwards.

I don't always scratch my balls. but when I do, i compulsively smell my hand afterwards.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always upload video from my phone but when i do, it's upside down

i don't always upload video from my phone but when i do, it's upside down  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always order a mcdonald's shake but when I do i drink it as fast as possible, then immediately regret it

I don't always order a mcdonald's shake but when I do i drink it as fast as possible, then immediately regret it   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always watch arrested development but when I do, i quote it for the next three weeks

I don't always watch arrested development but when I do, i quote it for the next three weeks  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have something interesting to say at dinner but when i do, I also have a mouth full of food.

I don't always have something interesting to say at dinner but when i do,
 I also have a mouth full of food.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get mad but when I do, i beat a mother fucker with another mother fucker

I don't always get mad but when I do, i beat a mother fucker with another mother fucker  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't usually support teams I know nothing about but when I do, it's because the goalkeeper takes balls to the face for his team.

I don't usually support teams I know nothing about but when I do, it's because the goalkeeper takes balls to the face for his team.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Founded a Startup forgets what public holidays are!

Founded a Startup forgets what public holidays are!  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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