The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have sex with a girl but when im on your facebook, i would love to.

I don't always have sex with a girl but when im on your facebook, 
i would love to.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always skip a stupid speaker criticizing me about my alcoholism but when I do, I go watch the Bills in a giraffe suit

I don't always skip a stupid speaker criticizing me about my alcoholism but when I do, I go watch the Bills in a giraffe suit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get injured but when I do I pour scotch in my wounds

I don't always get injured but when I do I pour scotch in my wounds  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always attracted to a girl but when I am, she already has a boyfriend

I'm not always attracted to a girl but when I am, she already has a boyfriend  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get asked how hard my math course is but when I do, I get my book and show them the most confusing looking problem I can find.

I don't always get asked how hard my math course is but when I do, I get my book and show them the most confusing looking problem I can find.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always cry but when I do, it's to impress a girl

I don't always cry but when I do, it's to impress a girl  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always stay up but when I do, I cash in my bad luck.

I don't always stay up but when I do, I cash in my bad luck.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always get violently ill but when I do, it's the beginning of finals week

i don't always get violently ill but when I do, it's the beginning of finals week   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always knows what i'm doing But when i do, it's because i googled it

I don't always knows what i'm doing But when i do, it's because i googled it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always carry condoms but when I do I carry six!

I don't always carry condoms but when I do I carry six!  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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