The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always late to work but when i am, i hit every fucking red light

I'm not always late to work but when i am, i hit every fucking red light  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drive 10 below the speed limit in the left lane But when i do, it's because some a-hole trucker is trying to pass an even bigger a-hole trucker

I don't always drive 10 below the speed limit in the left lane But when i do, it's because some a-hole trucker is trying to pass an even bigger a-hole trucker  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have to pee But when I do, I aim my stream at hair and shit still left in the toilet bowl

I don't always have to pee But when I do, I aim my stream at hair and shit still left in the toilet bowl  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always mix up my letters But when i do, It's gure penius

I don't always mix up my letters But when i do, It's 
gure penius  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have to verify my age But when I do, my birthday is January 1st, 1900

I don't always have to verify my age But when I do,
my birthday is
January 1st, 1900  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always bite my cheek But when i do, I bite it 10 more times after

I don't always bite my cheek But when i do, I bite it 10 more times after  The Most Interesting Man In The World

im not alway an expert on equestrian But when i am, I'm watching the olympics

im not alway an expert on equestrian But when i am, I'm watching the olympics  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always watch netflix for wii but when i do it really pisses me off that i have to stand in front of the tv to choose what i want to watch.

I don't always watch netflix for wii but when i do it really pisses me off that i have to stand in front of the tv to choose what i want to watch.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always give my girlfriend advice for reddit but when i do she gets way more karma than me in a week

I don't always give my girlfriend advice for reddit but when i do she gets way more karma than me in a week  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink pepsi products But when i dew, it's a mountain dew.

I don't always drink pepsi products But when i dew, it's a mountain dew.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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