The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink and drive but when I do, i say "fuck it." I only have 10 more years

I don't always drink and drive but when I do, i say

I don't always listen to music but when I do, it's always Self Illusion

I don't always listen to music but when I do, it's always Self Illusion  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always discover the higgs boson but when I do, I prefer to have a 5 sigma confidence interval

I don't always discover the higgs boson but when I do, I prefer to have a 5 sigma confidence interval  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always tell myself I need to make a copy of my car keys but when I do it's after I've already lost them.

I don't always tell myself I need to make a copy of my car keys but when I do it's after I've already lost them.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

My wife doesn't always walk in front of the tv but when she does, i'm getting shot at by machine pistols

My wife doesn't always walk in front of the tv but when she does, i'm getting shot at by machine pistols  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always decide to block hookers and trolls on my twitter but when I do, I use @thejournalizer

I don't always decide to block hookers and trolls on my twitter but when I do, I use @thejournalizer  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always trip while I'm walking but when I do it's because that couch came out of nowhere

I don't always trip while I'm walking but when I do it's because that couch came out of nowhere  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play strip jenga but when I do, I make sure all my friends get to watch

I don't always play strip jenga but when I do, I make sure all my friends get to watch  The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always make memes but when I do, I make it relate to courage wolf

I don't always make memes but when I do, I make it relate to courage wolf  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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