The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shower but when I do, I piss everywhere

I don't always shower but when I do, I piss everywhere  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis

I don't always drink beer,  but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat candy canes but when I do, I keep sucking the long end into it turns as sharp as a spear

I don't always eat candy canes but when I do, I keep sucking the long end into it turns as sharp as a spear  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get a good parking space at the mall but when i do I forget and look for my car for a half hour

I don't always get a good parking space at the mall but when i do I forget and look for my car for a half hour  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post but when i do, it's my cakeday.

I don't always post but when i do, it's my cakeday.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always upvote posts in r/funny but when I do, it's because it made me laugh like a retard playing with a butterfly

I don't always upvote posts in r/funny but when I do, it's because it made me laugh like a retard playing with a butterfly  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't plow often. but when I do, I prefer dos donks.

I don't plow often. but when I do, I prefer dos donks.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use 300 napkins but when i do, i'm in a college cafteria

I don't always use 300 napkins but when i do, i'm in a college cafteria  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drunk text but when I do, I close one eye so I can focus

I don't always drunk text but when I do, I close one eye so I can focus  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always challenge ms. jones to a staring contest but when i do, i'll probably lose because I can't keep my eyes open when I sneeze

I don't always challenge ms. jones to a staring contest but when i do, i'll probably lose because I can't keep my eyes open when I sneeze  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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