The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always listen to Skrillex But when I do, I call 911 now.

I don't always listen to Skrillex But when I do, I call 911 now.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always kick my friends ass when I'm stoned but when I do, we're all laughing our asses off fighting for the smash ball

I don't always kick my friends ass when I'm stoned but when I do, we're all laughing our asses off fighting for the smash ball   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use hash tags on facebook But when I do I use them to let people know that this isnt twitter

I don't always use hash tags on facebook But when I do I use them to let people know that this isnt twitter
  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get a lot of karma but when I do, it is usually 4 at best

I don't always get a lot of karma but when I do, it is usually 4 at best  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use single ply toilet paper but when I do, my finger goes through.

I don't always use single ply toilet paper but when I do, my finger goes through.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

My bosses don't always stand over my shoulder but when they do they shout directly into my ear

My bosses don't always stand over my shoulder but when they do they shout directly into my ear  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to frat parties but when I do, I blackout

I don't always go to frat parties but when I do, I blackout  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to a super bowl party but when I do, we spend the entire time playing Xbox

I don't always go to a super bowl party but when I do, we spend the entire time playing Xbox  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always decide to go to Oscar's but when I do, I regret it the next day

I don't always decide to go to Oscar's but when I do, I regret it the next day  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always run into my exes but when I do, i always pay their deductible

I don't always run into my exes but when I do, i always pay their deductible  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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