The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to the doctor but when I do, I forget that he's going to check my ears until I'm attached to the blood pressure monitor

I don't always go to the doctor but when I do, I forget that he's going to check my ears until I'm attached to the blood pressure monitor  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always about to shit my pants but when I do you stop to ask your friend a question in the middle of counting pennies for exact change at the register

I'm not always about to shit my pants but when I do you stop to ask your friend a question in the middle of counting pennies for exact change at the register  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to the dentist but when I do, my mouth produces 100x more saliva than usual so that I practically drown in it

I don't always go to the dentist but when I do, my mouth produces 100x more saliva than usual so that I practically drown in it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always downvote memes But when I do, it's because the fucking thing wouldn't load

I don't always downvote memes But when I do, it's because the fucking thing wouldn't load  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stay safe my friend

 Stay safe my friend  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink strong alcohol with Rob but when I do, next day after drinking is day after tomorrow

I don't always drink strong alcohol with Rob but when I do, next day after drinking is day after tomorrow  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always speak But when I do, You Shut the Fuck up and listen.

I don't always speak But when I do, You Shut the Fuck up and listen.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have my own survival show but when i do I DRINK MY OWN PISS

I don't always have my own survival show   but when i do I DRINK MY OWN PISS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

when i drink beer i sometimes have miller light. here we go!

when i drink beer i sometimes have miller light. here we go!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Alessandro, I don't usually wish another man happy birthday BUT WHEN I DO, I don't fuck around

Alessandro, I don't usually wish another man  happy birthday BUT WHEN I DO,
 I don't fuck around  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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