The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always floss but when I do i have to clean the bathroom mirror afterwards

I don't always floss but when I do i have to clean the bathroom mirror afterwards  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take long showers but when I do, I'm probably masturbating

I don't always take long showers but when I do, I'm probably masturbating  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always try to comment on posts but when I do, I never think it's worthy enough to submit

I don't always try to comment on posts but when I do, I never think it's worthy enough to submit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always update my programs But when I do it's because i don't want to see the notifications anymore

I don't always update my programs But when I do it's because i don't want to see the notifications anymore  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always Street Race but when I do Im calling people out with cars that are not mine, betting 100 dollars on a 2k race or just trying to be interesting while having nothing. Keep in on the Street

I don't always Street Race but when I do
Im calling people out with cars that are not mine, betting 100 dollars on a 2k race or just trying to be interesting while having nothing.
Keep in on the Street  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always touch clothes when I go shopping But when i do, I knock everything off the hangers

I don't always touch clothes when I go shopping But when i do, I knock everything off the hangers  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always participate in a poke war on Facebook but when I do its with you

I don't always participate in a poke war on Facebook but when I do 
its with you   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shop at Target but when I do, i feel like I live above the poverty line

I don't always shop at Target but when I do, i feel like I live above the poverty line  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always say, "I have O.C.D. about this." but when I do I mean, "if we don't do this my way, i'm going to throw a fucking fit.

I don't always say,

I don't always get depressed But when I do I get shitfaced drunk

I don't always get depressed But when I do I get shitfaced drunk  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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