The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pray to a god that I don't believe in but when I do, it's because of fucking turbulence

I don't always pray to a god that I don't believe in but when I do, it's because of fucking turbulence   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take out the garbage But when I do, it's 17 bags and my neighbors look at me as if I'm to blame for global warming

I don't always take out the garbage But when I do, it's 17 bags and my neighbors look at me as if I'm to blame for global warming  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always tip but when I do, I make sure they see me before dropping it into the jar.

I don't always tip but when I do, I make sure they see me before dropping it into the jar.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post a racist joke But when I do I say I'm black

I don't always post a racist joke But when I do I say I'm black  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always bake cookies but when I do, I only bake 4 because I already ate the rest of the dough

I don't always bake cookies but when I do, I only bake 4 because I already ate the rest of the dough  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always understand "redditor's wife" posts but when I do, I've been on reddit for way too long

I don't always understand

I don't always look down at my crotch but when I do, I smile

I don't always look down at my crotch but when I do, I smile  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always upvote on reddit but when I do, it's because I remember I can

i don't always upvote on reddit but when I do, it's because I remember I can  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make scrambled eggs but when I do, it's because I fucked up my omelet

I don't always make scrambled eggs but when I do, it's because I fucked up my omelet  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post things on reddit but when I do, everyone tells me i'm a fucking idiot

I don't always post things on reddit but when I do, everyone tells me i'm a fucking idiot  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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