The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always ejaculate but when I do, I injaculate

I don't always ejaculate but when I do, I injaculate  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go swimming with sharks but when I do, I'm bleeding profusely

I don't always go swimming with sharks but when I do, I'm bleeding profusely  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get friendzoned. but when I do, its by the hottest girl I've ever met that's not a dumb slut.

I don't always get friendzoned. but when I do, its by the hottest girl I've ever met that's not a dumb slut.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

My Parents don't always call when I'm away at college but when they do, I am drunk and at a party

My Parents don't always call when I'm away at college but when they do, I am drunk and at a party  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to basement parties but when i do, my shoes are covered in poop

I don't always go to basement parties but when i do, my shoes are covered in poop  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I didn't always Tailgate but when I do, I make sure to bring along a Rolling Stone reporter to record that amazing shit for posterity.

I didn't always Tailgate but when I do, I make sure to bring along a Rolling Stone reporter to record that amazing shit for posterity.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't ever go To Fordham without my id but when i do, i go through bathgate cause the spanish lady knows me

I don't ever go To Fordham without my id but when i do, i go through bathgate cause the spanish lady knows me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always vacuum But when I do, it's because the dog got into something

I don't always vacuum But when I do, it's because the dog got into something  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always post to reddit but when I do, I check the upvote count every 2 seconds

I dont always post to reddit but when I do, I check the upvote count every 2 seconds  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always text my crush But when I do, I check my phone every 30 seconds

I don't always text my crush But when I do, I check my phone every 30 seconds  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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