The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wear button fly jeans But when I do, I piss myself.

I don't always wear button fly jeans But when I do, I piss myself.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get drunk on wash But when I do, i take 3 buses and walk home.

I don't always get drunk on wash But when I do, i take 3 buses and walk home.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink and drive but when I do, I'm convinced i drive better than before

I don't always drink and drive but when I do, I'm convinced i drive better than before  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always spill my milk but when I do, I dont like to be told how

I don't always spill my milk but when I do, I dont like to be told how  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fabricate fake arguments in my head But when i do, i start shaking

I don't always fabricate fake arguments in my head But when i do, i start shaking  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always explain my jokes but when I do, I make new, more obscure ones

I don't always explain my jokes but when I do, I make new, more obscure ones  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always forget what i was going to write on my memes but when i do, i make one anyway

i don't always forget what i was going to write on my memes but when i do, i make one anyway  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always refresh Gmail but when I do, I have a thousand spam emails

I don't always refresh Gmail but when I do, I have a thousand spam emails  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always take a shit in a public restroom but when I do, the toilet paper is all gone

I dont always take a shit in a public restroom  but when I do, the toilet paper is all gone  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always think "Why not" but when I do, it's followed by "Zoidberg"

I don't always think
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