The Most Interesting Man In The World

I always drink lots of beer Sometimes I drink Scotch too

I always drink 
lots of beer Sometimes I drink Scotch too  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't know my own name I just pick something sexier than yours

I don't know my own name I just pick something sexier than yours  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get drunk on Cinco de Mayo But when I do, I SHUT THE FUCK up

I don't always get drunk on Cinco de Mayo But when I do, I SHUT THE FUCK up  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always raise exceptions during setup But when I do, I ignore them

I don't always raise exceptions during setup But when I do, 
I ignore them  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wash my hands after peeing But when I do, it's because I accidentally peed on them

I don't always wash my hands after peeing But when I do, it's because I accidentally peed on them  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always talk about antibacterial hand soap But when I do, someone always mentions the human body relies on bacteria to strengthen the immune system

I don't always talk about antibacterial hand soap But when I do, someone always mentions the human body relies on bacteria to strengthen the immune system  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always not use double negatives Shit.

I don't always not use double negatives Shit.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play online games using my real name But when I do I suck terribly

I don't always play online games using my real name But when I do I suck terribly  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always do something terrible. But when I do, You lose the game.

I don't always do something terrible. But when I do, You lose the game.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont usually talk about how i feel but when i do its only to say #fuckfeelings

I dont usually talk about how i feel but when i do its only to say #fuckfeelings  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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