The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wake up early without an alarm But when I do, it's a weekend

I don't always wake up early without an alarm But when I do, it's a weekend  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have sex but when I do, it's the best 90 seconds of the year

I don't always have sex but when I do, it's the best 90 seconds of the year  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wait for the toaster to finish But when I do, it scares the living shit out of me

I don't always wait for the toaster to finish But when I do, it scares the living shit out of me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always throw up after drinking to much but when I do, I pretend i'm a dragon

I don't always throw up after drinking to much but when I do, I pretend i'm a dragon  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always get rides from bad drivers but when I do my foot is glued to an imaginary brake pedal on the floorboard

i dont always get rides from bad drivers but when I do my foot is glued to an imaginary brake pedal on the floorboard  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play the sims but when I do, i am a huge slut and woohoo everyone in sight

I don't always play the sims but when I do, i am a huge slut and woohoo everyone in sight  The Most Interesting Man In The World

But when I do you can see my perfect hair

 But when I do you can see my perfect hair  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post on reddit but when I do, I hate myself for trying

I don't always post on reddit but when I do, I hate myself for trying  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always see someone doing an AMA that I want to ask a question to but when I do, the AMA is already over

I don't always see someone doing an AMA that I want to ask a question to but when I do, the AMA is already over  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always microwave leftovers but when i do the plate is hotter than the food

I don't always microwave leftovers but when i do the plate is hotter than the food  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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