The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I suffer eternal torment in hell because my religion prohibits the imbibing of alcohol.

I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I suffer eternal torment in hell because my religion prohibits the imbibing of alcohol.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make sense But when I do, I make dollars

I don't always make sense But when I do, I make dollars  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always comment on random peoples comments But when I do, it's to correct their grammer

I don't always comment on random peoples comments But when I do, it's to correct their grammer  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always ejaculate But when I do, it ends up all over your sister's face

I don't always ejaculate But when I do, it ends up all over your sister's face  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always walk into poles But when I do, I stay courteous

I dont always walk into poles  But when I do, I stay courteous   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use facebook But when I do it's made by google

I don't always use facebook But when I do
it's made by google  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always flush the toilet in a public bathroom But when I do, I use my foot

I don't always flush the toilet in a public bathroom But when I do, I use my foot  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always sleep with younger women But when I don't, I'm sleeping alone

I don't always sleep with younger women But when I don't, I'm sleeping alone  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink But when I do, I black the fuck out

I don't always drink But when I do, I black the fuck out  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always smoke cigars but when I do, I blow the smoke in your face

I don't always smoke cigars but when I do, I blow the smoke in your face  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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