The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always get hit by a giant but when i do, i fly 100 feet in the air

i don't always get hit by a giant but when i do, i fly 100 feet in the air  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't usually have sex, but when i do I make sure its with young boys

I don't usually have sex, but when i do I make sure its with young boys   The Most Interesting Man In The World

It smelled bad and I got chicken shit all over my suit, So i quit.

It smelled bad and I got chicken shit all over my suit, So i quit.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink my own piss... But when I do, I make gin and tonics.

I don't always drink my own piss... But when I do, I make gin and tonics.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make small talk But when I do, I say "Osama - Rest In Pieces, Biatch"

I don't always make small talk But when I do, I say

I don't always drink AMP But when I do, I always feel like I'm cheating on Monster

I don't always drink AMP But when I do, I always feel like I'm cheating on Monster  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always study for finals but when i do, i wait until the absolute last minute

I don't always study for finals but when i do, i wait until the absolute last minute  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have painfull shits But when I do, it from eating too much kratom

I don't always have painfull shits But when I do, it from eating too much kratom  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always sneeze when i drive But when I do, I keep my eyes open

I don't always sneeze when i drive But when I do, I keep my eyes open  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always need dissonant jams to wrap up cleanly But when they do, it's psychedelic as fuck

I don't always need dissonant jams to wrap up cleanly But when they do, it's psychedelic as fuck  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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