The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always call percussion sectionals but when I do, I dont show up

I don't always call percussion sectionals but when I do, I dont show up                The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always sit upstairs in the DC but when I do, I'm watching you!

I don't always sit upstairs in the DC but when I do, I'm watching you!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always hit a drunk person but when I do, they thank me

I don't always hit a drunk person but when I do, they thank me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make meme's but when I do, they suck

I don't always make meme's but when I do, they suck  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always come off as homophobic but when I do, it's because I fucking hate Lady Gaga

I don't always come off as homophobic but when I do, it's because I fucking hate Lady Gaga  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get extremely comfortable in my bed after a long night of drinking but when I do, the television is still on and the remote is out of reach

I don't always get extremely comfortable in my bed after a long night of drinking but when I do, the television is still on and the remote is out of reach  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lucid dream but when I do, I talk about how awesome it is to be lucid dreaming, while I'm lucid dreaming.

I don't always lucid dream but when I do, I talk about how awesome it is to be lucid dreaming, while I'm lucid dreaming.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always like to call others but when I do, I enjoy putting them on hold so that they have to wait on me.

I don't always like to call others but when I do, I enjoy putting them on hold so that they have to wait on me.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always speed while driving to get food but when I do, it's because i'm high as tits and need to satisfy my munchies

I don't always speed while driving to get food but when I do, it's because i'm high as tits and need to satisfy my munchies  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always tell people my major but when I do, I say Poli Sci/Pre-law to make it sound harder than it is

I don't always tell people my major but when I do, I say Poli Sci/Pre-law to make it sound harder than it is  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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