The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always jaywalk But when I do, I run like a motherfucker

I don't always jaywalk But when I do, I run like a motherfucker  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always listen to my body but when I do, my mind is telling me no

I don't always listen to my body but when I do, my mind is telling me no  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always click on TIL posts but when I do, they are usually clips from the discovery channel

I don't always click on TIL posts but when I do, they are usually clips from the discovery channel   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always recklessly pull out into traffic but when I do, it's always in front of a 40 ton semi truck

I don't always recklessly pull out into traffic but when I do, it's always in front of a 40 ton semi truck  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always sneeze violently but when I do, it's when i have food in my mouth

i don't always sneeze violently but when I do, it's when i have food in my mouth  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always masturbate but when I do, I think of something funny and lose all concentration.

I don't always masturbate but when I do, I think of something funny and lose all concentration.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wake up and stumble around but when I do, it looks like I've been taking tequila shots for the last six hours

I don't always wake up and stumble around but when I do, it looks like I've been taking tequila shots for the last six hours  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink beer, but when I do.... I end up fucking your girlfriend.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do.... I end up fucking your girlfriend.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pee with the door unlocked but when I do, I make as much water-on-water noise as possible

I don't always pee with the door unlocked but when I do, I make as much water-on-water noise as possible  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get evicted for not paying rent, but when I do,It's because of the Stupid Mayans.

I don't always get evicted for not paying rent, but when I do,It's because of the Stupid Mayans.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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