The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pay for sex But when I do, I beat the hooker half to death & ditch her at the outskirts of town.

I don't always pay for sex But when I do, I beat the hooker half to death & ditch her at the outskirts of town.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always open in new tab But when I do, i open in new window.

I don't always open in new tab But when I do, i open in new window.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink Guinness But when I do, I want it to get in my mustache

I don't always drink Guinness But when I do, I want it to get in my mustache  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fuck underage boys. But when I do, I'm dressed as a Catholic priest and don't get caught.

I don't always fuck underage boys. But when I do, I'm dressed as a Catholic priest and don't get caught.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always stalk your facebook But when I do, I think you might actually be interesting

I don't always stalk your facebook But when I do, I think you might actually be interesting  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get the girl oh wait yes i do

I don't always get the girl oh wait yes i do  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use the fan in my bathroom But when I do, Its when i'm taking a loud shit

I don't always use the fan in my bathroom But when I do, Its when i'm taking a loud shit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always end a sentence in a preposition But when I do, It's not something I'm proud of.

I don't always end a sentence in a preposition But when I do, It's not something I'm proud of.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always memorize data values, but when I do, it's for lava .

I don't always memorize data values, but when I do, it's for lava .  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post shitty memes But when I do, I do it via facebook.

I don't always post shitty memes But when I do, I do it via facebook.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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